Harleys And Hamburgers

Underpinning the countries’ decades-old relationship is power politics: American protection and arms sales in exchange for free-flowing oil and cooperation on security. But often overlooked by outsiders, who mainly know the kingdom for its strict version of Islam, is the American cultural influence that has seeped in over the years.

After the biker rally, thousands of men filled a stadium at the university to watch a car race also timed to coincide with Mr. Trump’s visit. Three food trucks, another American import, did brisk business, selling burritos and hamburgers, and the ceremony opened with the Saudi national anthem and the Star Spangled Banner.

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NY Times

Gold Plated Tap Heels

Donald Trump has his own cheer squad with a solid gold limousine. It’s wonderful. They picked the paint. It’s not gold, but it should be. Seriously, not literally. Wall.

Hillary is crawling around the Scooby van with a bottle of vodka, looking for that damn shoe. Chelsea is trying to make null² = power. Fail. Literally, not seriously. We need someone special…

Pick your poison.

We got a winner here. Hillary/Elizabeth/Chelsea/Whoopi/2020. Embrace reality you stupid hippies.

Bad Monday AM Joke

President Trump walks into a lefty bookstore in DC and says:
“Do you have that book with the plan to get illegals to leave the country and not come back?”
And the owner, seeing who it was, flies into a rage:
“What the F*** are you doing in here? Nobody F***in’ wants you in here, Shut the F*** up and Get the F*** outta here and don’t F***in’ come back!”
To which President Trump replies:
“Yep that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

Bwahahaha!

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