Bad Monday AM Joke

President Trump walks into a lefty bookstore in DC and says:
“Do you have that book with the plan to get illegals to leave the country and not come back?”
And the owner, seeing who it was, flies into a rage:
“What the F*** are you doing in here? Nobody F***in’ wants you in here, Shut the F*** up and Get the F*** outta here and don’t F***in’ come back!”
To which President Trump replies:
“Yep that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”


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