And I think I like it. I watched Rogue One, Star Wars as interpreted by Disney. I thought it was great and not just cuz everyone died at the end, like you wish when you watch certain other Star Wars flicks.
“Aren’t you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?”
Force Awakens didn’t really work for me, all I can say is the flavor was off, but I’ll give it another try some day. But this one, Ol’ Walt knows how to do formula and the flavor was delicious. I rolled my eyes at the idea of Disney making Star Wars movies forever, but if they can do this again successfully I’ll take a life-time subscription.
I was so sad when you got Death Star’d, cuz you were hot, and now you won’t get a sequel. Wait, wat? Dude! I was speaking to the lady. Who are you, the waiter? Couple beers, please, Mario.
c/o Imperial Palace, Coruscant, and via hyperwave facsimile.
Greetings and Salutations Lord Vader!
I write on behalf of Mr. Biff Diddle, who wishes to provide his insight as an Amicus Curiae in the pending matter of Galactic Empire v. Solo, currently before you in your capacity as Imperial Legate and commanding officer of the Super Star Destroyer Executor. Mr. Diddle has asked me to provide you with his recommendation that the Defendant pirate Han Solo be sentenced to the highest measure allowed by Imperial law, which is to say, that Captain Solo be terminated by hanging.