I Feel A Great Disturbance In The Force

And I think I like it. I watched Rogue One, Star Wars as interpreted by Disney. I thought it was great and not just cuz everyone died at the end, like you wish when you watch certain other Star Wars flicks.

“Aren’t you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?”

Force Awakens didn’t really work for me, all I can say is the flavor was off, but I’ll give it another try some day. But this one, Ol’ Walt knows how to do formula and the flavor was delicious. I rolled my eyes at the idea of Disney making Star Wars movies forever, but if they can do this again successfully I’ll take a life-time subscription.

I was so sad when you got Death Star’d, cuz you were hot, and now you won’t get a sequel. Wait, wat? Dude! I was speaking to the lady. Who are you, the waiter? Couple beers, please, Mario.

Damn photobombers.