Is it still Monday?
Groan. Yawn. Stretch. Fart.
Blame the bear.
I’m going back to bed.
What? It’s almost Friday?
I think I can hang on a little bit longer.
Satin jammies by Limelites
I’m thinking of doing some landscaping so I googled “yard rock light pink tint”.
This was #8. Google is messin’ with me.
CNN demonstrates “bump stock” with grenade launcher and silencer – but no bump stock.
The latest issue of a magazine run by Ohio State University students features a flow-chart designed to help students determine whether their Halloween costume is racist. White students should probably just go naked so as not to offend anybody.
And this is the top google result for ‘ironically sexy’.
Email beeps, you open it up…
…you click on Vandy Jaidenn, of course…
…all in the space of three minutes. Damn puritanical sheep.