Gold Plated Tap Heels

Donald Trump has his own cheer squad with a solid gold limousine. It’s wonderful. They picked the paint. It’s not gold, but it should be. Seriously, not literally. Wall.

Hillary is crawling around the Scooby van with a bottle of vodka, looking for that damn shoe. Chelsea is trying to make null² = power. Fail. Literally, not seriously. We need someone special…

Pick your poison.

We got a winner here. Hillary/Elizabeth/Chelsea/Whoopi/2020. Embrace reality you stupid hippies.

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