Couple Arrested For Assault With Tasty, Tasty Pizza Rolls

Brad Beard and Samantha Canipe were arrested for attacking each other with pizza rolls inside their North Carolina residence. A Gastonia Police Department report does not reveal whether the bite-size delicacies were hot or cold. (Smoking Gun)

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Great, now Congress will try to ban pizza rolls.

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